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I wrote this email to a friend the other day, and since it basically vying for the title of “Best Thing I Have Written In At Least A Year,*” I will post it here, too.
I will fill you in on my RADICAL ADVENTURES here in Hawaii:
Just walked in the door and sat down with a bowl of tofu and a mug of pineapple tea. I was going to go to the gym at sunset and try to grab a few pictures down in Waikiki. BUT, sunset is not until after 19:00 today, plus I have to inject human-juice into my stomach in about 5 minutes, so it’s one of those days when I just don’t feel like getting off the couch.
I saw a boar tied to the back of a truck. No one else saw it so I am probably crazy or I have a brain tumor. UH-OH.
I came VERY close to bricking my Wii, but several hours of effort later I have converted it to a fully-functional US version Wii. Now I can play many more games than I could before.
I didn’t think my GRE Biology score was very good, but I guess my percentile score was enough to make some schools take notice. I got a few emails today from graduate schools asking me if I was interested in their programs. I am not. If I got an email from Taco Bueno, that would be a different story.
Now I believe that I will play video games for 65 minutes, then study physics.
…And you know what folks? That’s exactly what I did.
THE END
*NOTE: This is not a statement about the high quality of this post, but rather on the sad state of my writing ability of late. I have ordered books about writing, though, so I expect to improve soon. Think good, then write good!








